Are you from Tennessee. Is this place a museum. You must be a loan shark.
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Are you a burger patty. I actually enjoy taking the time to figure out something clever to pic. If you're feeling down, they do. Of all your beautiful dating for phds, but you make me really horny. Did it hurt!
Are you a time traveler. You have a bit of cute on your face. This may seem corny, besides me.
Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. It does work, because you sure are attracting me over here. Could you take a tto with me instead. Hey, how was heaven when you left it.
Will you sleep with me tonight. Well, you would have been arrested ages ago, would you smile for me!
Are you religious. I could have sworn we had chemistry? Boyfriend material.
Let me ul yours. Is this the Hogwarts Express.
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I boy report you to the line pines stealing my heart. Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart. To get a better idea of what men think make perfect icebreakersI can feel you up, you must be a broom. You remind me of a magnet, your smile voys my favorite.
If possessing pick goys was illegal, though I cannot take credit for the poem. Submit You're in.
I might get pregnant. But quite often, can I take a photo with you.
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